I've been digged

This is my story.
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Jo_Ann_fabrics_says_no_to_customer_who_then_has_diarrhea_on_the_spot

I didn't expect it to make such a big splash on the net, no pun intended.

For anyone looking for more information, here goes...

I'm not on that new diet pill
I'm not on any meds that cause diarrhea
I have no known medical conditions that cause diarrhea
I wasn't feeling ill that day before IT happened
I literally had NO warning IT would happen
I didn't spend a "long time" asking to use the facilities. The entire exchange only lasted a minute or two
You try walking while trying to hold IT in
I don't want to sue
I would NEVER willingly do IT in the store nor use merchandise to clean up after IT
No pics, sorry. I had other things on my mind
If I'd known IT was going to happen I would not have been out shopping