Eat my carpet!

I can't believe how BUSY I've been! I spent the weekend sewing a purple cheetah costume for the Seussical musical my daughter is in. If my mom wasn't staying with us this month I honestly don't know how we'd survive. We probably wouldn't eat because I don't have time to cook or shop for groceries. We'd have nothing clean to wear and the house would be a disaster. Speaking of my house...don't even ASK me about the carpet! I can't believe what I did. Fine...I'll tell you. Friday morning, middle of the night kind of morning, I got up and the dog had diddled on the new LR carpet. I got a towel and soaked up the mess. I grabbed the bottle of Simple Solution off the dryer and squirted a ton of it on the spot and OMG it was NOT Simple Solution!!!!!!!! It was freaking TOILET CLEANER!!!!!! Do you know what toilet cleaner does to carpet? Maybe you're thinking it stains it blue. NOPE! It EATS THE CARPET!!!! I have a nice spot of nothing where new carpet used to be. And has the carpet place called me back yet about fixing it? Nooooo. I'm calling around for someone else to fix it.