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I'm going to post my own personal soap. It's all true as well as pointless, meaningless, amusing, and entertaining. I'm changing a few details to protect the not entirely innocent.

For at least a year I've been going to the same pharmacy which shall remain nameless. One of the pharmacists, I'll call him Brian, seems to enjoy flirting with me. Of course, I didn't realize this until someone pointed it out to me. Call me oblivious. On the downside, the guy is married. Just my luck.

I think it all started with my inability to keep my mouth quiet. No one believes me anymore when I tell them I'm shy. I suppose blurting out whatever stupid, silly thought enters my mind has something to do with the perception that I'm not shy.

I've always chatted with Brian when I'd get my meds and he was always friendly and talkative. One day I went to the pharmacy and there was no one there but it was open. I waited, looked around and finally started to leave. Brian emerged from around the corner and I blurted out that I thought he was hiding from me. He took me seriouly and insisted he wasn't hiding, just using the restroom (like I really needed to know that!) I told him I thought he saw me walking up to the window and ran and hid from me. Still taking me seriously he insisted that wasn't what happened and asked if I really thought he was trying to avoid me. I said, "absolutely!". He finally realized I was joking with him and grinned.

Next chapter...a friend goes with me to the pharmacy (this is months later). A pharmacy tech waits on me, or tries to. Brian practically knocked the kid over and told him he'd take of me. Ok, I'm not so oblivious that I didn't notice that. However, my friend pointed out that he was definately flirting with me. How would I know? It's been a long time...

I took my mom with me and we walked past the pharmacy window. Brian looked up and said hi with a big smile. I told my mom that was the pharmacist I was telling her about. She said she could tell it was by the way he looked at me. Then she asked if he's married. Mom's never give up, do they?

I have a nice collection of key chains on my purse. Recently I made a trip to the pharmacy to pick up some meds. Brian noticed my key chains and made a point of looking at them and asking me about them. It's hard to explain the "Weird Al" key chain that says 'GUMP' and 'GERMS' on it.

Latest trip to the pharmacy was just as entertaining. Brian took over helping me, pushing aside the pharm tech again. He took the time to explain something to me and sat down on the counter while talking to me. Hmmm...perhaps to get a better view down my cleavage I suspect, since I was wearing a rather low-cut blouse.

How do I feel about all this? Well, the attention is flattering. However, he's married and he may just be the type to flirt with all the gals. So, I have mixed feelings. I have no respect for men who cheat on their wives. I know, flirting isn't cheating but it's a step in the wrong direction of marital harmony. Still, it's fun to see what he will do next. Come back for more stories!