Friday, May 28, 2004

The other day I saw something move out of the corner of my eye while at my computer desk. I looked and a few feet away, under the big, glass door was this HUGE hairy spider! I shrieked something HORRIBLY blasphemous, bolted out of my chair and hid behind it. Then I apologized several times to the big guy upstairs for what I said. I stared at that spider for a good minute trying to think of how to kill it without going into cardiac arrest. I looked around and saw one my daughter's crutches and grabbed it (she's not using them anymore). I figured I'd squish the spider with the foot of the crutch. The spider was at least as big around as a silver dollar and it had a FACE! I crept as close as I dared, which was about 4 feet away, aimed and stabbed at it with the crutch and MISSED!!!! The spider scurried behind a metal plate across the doorway. The metal plate has gaps on each side at the ends of the door so I grabbed a roll of duct tape and sealed both ends. I figure the hairy beast is still there, wondering what happened and trying to escape. I looked online and found out it was a wolf spider. Yuck! *SHUDDER* What on Earth is the point of a spider that can get that big or bigger?!? As an afterthought, I was relieved I missed when it dawned on me that after killing it someone would have to scrape the carcass off the floor and we all know who would that someone is. EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!! Nastygrossdisgustinghairything!

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